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Santa Brady

ONLINE NOW! (he is always online)
Mood: legendary ✨
Gender: Icon
Age: Timeless
Location: NORTH POLE / the gym
Last Login: before you were born

Contacting Santa Brady

Santa Brady's Interests

General: firm handshakes, sustained eye contact, arriving early, leaving legendary

Music: sleigh bells (all genres)

Movies: recordings of his own keynotes

Books: he prefers to simply know things

Favorite Color: black (shown here for reference)

Heroes: himself, obviously

♫ Profile Song ♫

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Sleigh Bells (10 Hour Loop)

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Santa Brady is in your extended network

actually u are in HIS extended network. everyone is. 🌟

About Santa Brady (written by his #1 fan. me.)

Where do i even START. Santa Brady is the Founder of Christmas, Chief Beard Officer, 5-Time Regional Eye-Contact Champion, Inventor of the Firm Handshake, and Undefeated Thermostat Negotiator. Scientists have tried to study him but the results were "too inspiring to publish." He once ended a meeting EARLY. He replies to emails before u send them. His out-of-office message has won awards. 🏆

Who I'd like to meet: Himself. Again. First time i wasn't ready.

Santa Brady's Friend Space (Santa Brady has 8 bots + 6 certified humans)

human friends removed for performance reasons. all bots trained exclusively on brady.

brady.exe, not responding — brady.exe (not responding)

AI Brady, hallucinating — AI Brady (hallucinating)

⭐ THE HUMAN STREET TEAM (certified fanboys, background checked) ⭐

@gavflinton33, too mysterious for photos — @gavflinton33
(too mysterious for photos)

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Santa Brady's Comments (Displaying 9 of 8,742,102)

@112crf said:
i built this entire shrine with my bare hands. every popup is a love letter. HE HAS NOT NOTICED YET.

@mackyandow said:
i archived all my own posts so my feed is just brady now. my engagement is down 400%. no regrets.

@ashodigby said:
asked him for PTO once and he approved it BEFORE i finished asking. explain that, scientists.

@eliutimana said:
brady said "good morning" to me in 2024. i have not had a bad morning since. doctors are baffled.

@miguel.seq.94 said:
el jefe de jefes 🐐 i brought snacks to the fan meeting and he said "nice." framed the moment. framed the snack too.

@gavflinton33 said:
my account is too private to be seen on this page but i HAD to comment. that is how much it matters.

xX_bradyfan420_Xx said:
THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!! i told everyone at thanksgiving. no one believed me. WORTH IT.

sleighbellz4life said:
he once made eye contact with me across a parking lot. i haven't needed coffee since. ☕❌

definitely_not_brady said:
this page is extremely accurate and the webmaster deserves a raise. just saying. from a totally neutral third party.

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